Chat?

[Zrud]

Ali G... that is kinda... rough english.
if you would like to write that PROPERLY

it would go like this:

Well of course you can't learn everything in school! If you want to learn english, you must travel to L.A or Bronx, really. Or somewhere such a place, where people talk a lot and without mistakes in english, get it?

""sana järjestys on eri englannissa kuin suomessa""

and yet... I didint succes at english when i was in school...
I had like, 6 or 7 grade.
I learned English trough talking it everyday.

and just a little info for everyone... everytime you say I... you HAVE to say it with big letters.
othervice it isnt proper.

[Sid]

Ali G... that is kinda... rough english.
if you would like to write that PROPERLY

it would go like this:

Well of course you can't learn everything! If you want to learn english, you must travel to L.A or Bronx, really. Or somewhere such a place, where people speak much and without mistakes in english, get it?

OH NO, IT'S THE GRAMMAR POLICE

[Zrud]

aye mi moon... im tha polliic mon.
so wazh oot moon cos im tha king of jamaeka !

"and this is tha revenge mon, he insulted mah english skillz mon.
so aye think that he shud not insult if he cant do it himself either mon"

[Jaarno]

Well Zrud i could say the same at your Finnish messages. They are not even near "proper" Finnish.

(And your pirate English )

[Zrud]

yarrrr. who chares abot proper when there is booty for everyon of us !!!! yarr !

[Aqua vitae]

Pirate English. Best language in the world.
Next comes the "n00b English" that you can meet in any n00bish place in the Internet or planet Earth.
Third one is "finglish"
Fourth one is teh "Pizza Fantasy" - where YOU can choose the grammar and vocabulary! How awesome is that!

Yarr.

[Zrud]

y35 i kn0 wh4t ur tlkng abt. th n00b englsh s th bst !!!

[Trauma]

Third one is "finglish"

I love this "language". And swedish alloyed to english is great too!

[viltsu]

Third one is "finglish"

I love this "language". And swedish alloyed to english is great too!

Finglish, WTF?

[Ali G-]

It is Mixed by Finnish and english, those people who left Finland, and went to the United States, invented it.

[viltsu]

Thank you for your inquiry.

[Jaarno]

Good English. I has.

[Ali G-]

I have not "has".

[viltsu]

Good English. I has.

Are you trying to say that you have good Englis language?

[Ali G-]

No, I haven´t said so, or I did not mean it if I said so

[Zrud]

i has very exellent skills in english lanugage

[viltsu]

i has very exellent skills in english lanugage

Yeah, especially you pirate english.

[Hartsa]

English chat? Interesting!

For those who don't visit English forums and such this kind of chatting topic might do a lot for their writing skills in English. Although I think that Finnish schools mostly do a great job in teaching how to write English, usually they do terrible job in teaching how to speak it. For me speaking English is quite horrible, I overthink words. I know how to pronounce them, but I end up trying to say things too perfectly and often end up mumbling the words so that no-one can even understand. Good example of this is that when I'm drunk (and thus more relaxed) and speaking with a foreign people I tend to speak very fluently.. I don't need time to think words, nor how to pronounce them.. So that's one thing I have to work on, sadly there aren't that many opportunies to speak the language.

But in comparison to Finnish language I think both have their moments. Finnish has great flexibility with its words. You can be very precise with words using correct suffixes and even make up new words out of thin air that people most like understand what it means. English language on the other hand have great many words often describing the same thing, but with slighty different meaning or emphazises.. that is the reason why I often prefer to read books in English if they were written in that language. You can lose a lot of information and subtlety in translation.

[Aqua vitae]

Yah. I has wery good english too. I can vrite wery correcty it. I lave english.

[Jaarno]

Good English. I has.

Are you trying to say that you have good Englis language?

What i was meaning was something like that. Another way how people speak in dah internet.